Just a Bunch of Random

I swear I’m trying to post more on the blog. I actually was going to post something…pretty much the last couple of nights, but I get so tired, and I just want to relax. I tell myself that I’ll post tomorrow, and that gets put off until tomorrow, and so on and so on.
I told [...]

Spider-Man vs. Venom

It’s a scary day at McDonald’s. Venom is terrorizing the restaurant’s patrons…
Meanwhile, Spider-Man’s spider-sense is tingling…
Swinging into action, Spider-Man sees Venom and the showdown begins…
So, patrons of the neighborhood McDonald’s are safe from the terrifying Venom, courtesy of your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
The End.
This has been a production of Lameass Comics.

Welcome!!

Stealing an idea from Sethboyardee, I’m hoping to extend a welcome to all new readers directed from Queers United!
Greetings and Salutations! I’m Joie, and I’m 28, I’m gay, and I love to laugh. I love comic books (nerd…I know), I love movies, and I love hot guys. I post my thoughts on here, [...]

Villian Spotlight: Green Goblin

Green Goblin
Real Name: Norman Osborn
Current Alias: Green Goblin
Affiliation: Thunderbolts; Former leader of the Sinister Twelve, partner of Mendell Stromm, Crime Master, employer of the Enforcers
Characteristics
Gender: Male
Height: 5′ 11″
Weight: 185 lbs (84 kg)
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Auburn
Status
Citizenship: American
Marital Status: Widower
Occupation: Government-appointed director of the Thunderbolts, professional criminal, owner of Osborn Industries and Oscorp; former owner of the Daily [...]

The First Avenger: Captain America – YAY and YIKES

I just happened to stumble on this:
Supposedly, this is the full-plot synopsis of “The First Avenger: Captain America” as published in the latest issue of Production Weekly.
“Born during the Great Depression, Steve Rogers grew up a frail youth in a poor family. Horrified by the newsreel footage of the Nazis in Europe, Rogers was inspired [...]

Hero Spotlight: Iron Man

Iron Man
Real Name: Anthony Edward Stark
Current Alias: Iron Man
Identity: Public
Alignment: Good
Affiliation: SHIELD, leader of Stark Enterprises, the Pro-Registration Superhero Unit, Mighty Avengers, Avengers, Hellfire Club, formerly Illuminati, Force Works, Avengers West Coast, United States Department of Defense
Characteristics
Gender: Male
Height: 6′ 1″
Weight: 185 lbs (84 kg)
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Black
Status
Citizenship: American
Marital Status: Single
Occupation: Executive Director of S.H.I.E.L.D., CEO of [...]

Villian Spotlight: Carnage

Carnage
Real Name: Cletus Kasady
Current Alias: Carnage
Identity: Public
Alignment: Bad
Characteristics
Gender: Male
Height: 6′ 1″
Weight: 190 lbs (86 kg)
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Red
Status
Citizenship: American
Marital Status: Single
Occupation: Criminal
Origin
Origin: Venom’s alien costume reproduced while Eddie Brock was in prison; the offspring bonded with Kasady.
Place of Birth: New York
Place of Death: Earth Orbit
Creators
David Michelinie, Mark Bagley
First Appearance
(as Cletus Kasady) Amazing Spider-Man #344, (as Carnage) [...]

Hero Spotlight: The Flash

The Flash
Real Name: Bartholomew Henry Allen
Current Alias: The Flash
Affiliation: Formerly Justice League of America
Characteristics
Gender: Male
Height: 6′ 1″
Weight: 195 lbs (89 kg)
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Blond
Status
Citizenship: American
Marital Status: Married
Occupation: Police Scientist
Education: Bachelors degree (summa cum laude) in organic chemistry from Sun City University
Origin
Origin: Science
Place of Birth: Fallville, Iowa
Creators
Robert Kanigher, Carmine Infantino
First Appearance
Showcase #4 (1956)
Biography
Barry Allen and a twin [...]

Hero Spotlight: Captain America

Captain America
Real Name: Steve Rogers
Current Alias: Captain America
Identity: Public
Alignment: Good
Affiliation: The Avengers, Secret Avengers, New Avengers
Characteristics
Gender: Male
Height: 6′ 2″
Weight: 240 lbs (109 kg)
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Blonde
Status
Citizenship: American
Marital Status: Single
Occupation: Adventurer, formerly WPA artist, soldier, police officer, history teacher, freelance illustrator, special SHIELD operative
Origin
Origin: As a serviceman, Steve volunteered to be the subject of and was the first success [...]

Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow

I just finished watching the new Marvel Animated Feature Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow. I’m a big fan of Ultimate Avengers and Ultimate Avengers 2, so I was interested in seeing this film.
THE STORY
After five of the eight active Avengers (Captain American, Wasp, Giant-Man, Black Widow, and Black Panther) die facing Ultron, Tony Stark takes their children [...]